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I Likes Cider (The Flatulence Song)

from Wurz ‘Ee II by The Mangledwurzels

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Christopher Columbus, he sailed the oceans blue,
Got stuck in the Doldrums, he din’t know what to do,
Jacko thought ‘we won’t get far’,
Got a gert big cider jar,
Raised a force ten gale that blew them straight to Timbuktu.

[chorus] I likes cider, but cider makes me fart,
And people gives me money with the hopes that I depart,
Where bist that money to? Really quite a farce...
Coz I goes back to the bar, and buys another glass.

Jacko worked a lifetime on, the ferry down in Pill,
If they hadn’t closed it down, he would be there still,
Chucked some scrumpy down his gob,
Got himself a brand new job,
Powering the wind turbines on top of Harptree Hill.

[chorus]

Jacko took a wager, one summers afternoon,
Downed a quart of scrumpy, some beaked beans and a prune,
A rumble from his derriere,
Blasted him into the air,
That’s how Shepton Mallet put the first man on the moon!

[chorus]
[chorus]

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from Wurz ‘Ee II, released July 24, 2009
Frank Blades

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The Mangledwurzels are a three-piece Scrumpy & Western band based in Somerset writing and performing in the style of Adge Cutler. Formed in 2005, the band has established themselves across the West Country with their highly entertaining live performances blending classic Wurzels songs with self-penned original compositions and pop standards 'Mangled' in true Wurzels tradition. ... more

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